I don't go bar hopping. I go chateau hopping.
Yesterday I went to dinner at one chateau and slept at another. Both with four turrets.
I also drank cognac. It wasn't the first time but it had been a long time and I had forgotten how much it tastes like what I've always imagined caramel colored lighter fluid would taste like.
My ideas about cognac may have something to do with why I don't have my very own chateau.