Remember Mary Kleyweg? Remember all the posts I've written about her?
Well. Here's another.
Dear Witness Protection Management People,
Are you aware that Mary's apparently alive and back in Seattle and part of a writer's group? (That's just so Mary, isn't it?) Did you make sure all the bad guys were locked up or whatever before you let her resume her real identity?
Or is this all just an elaborate test to see if people are still interested?
Oh dear, I'm not being very discreet about all of this, am I?
Google her name and see for yourselves.
See? This is what happens to people who don't finish their therapy. They blog indiscreetly about things.
Yours truly,
Nicole
Hey Mary, if you ever google your own name and stumble upon this - I hope you're well. You were cool. I'm sure you still are. The next ladybug/rainbow/four leaf clover I see will be for you.
Showing posts with label the Mary Kleyweg saga continues. Show all posts
Showing posts with label the Mary Kleyweg saga continues. Show all posts
Wednesday, August 06, 2008
Sunday, September 02, 2007
Attention
Dear Person Who Linked To My Blog Today From A Mary Kleyweg Google Search,
S'up?
Yours Truly,
The Person Who Still Talks About The Great Disappearing Therapist Incident of 1994
S'up?
Yours Truly,
The Person Who Still Talks About The Great Disappearing Therapist Incident of 1994
Tuesday, June 12, 2007
Well, well, well.
And you all laughed at me.
You remember Mary Kleyweg. The now-famous disappeared therapist.
Well.
I stumbled upon something interesting amongst the sitemeter's statistics. A referral page. And upon said referral page was a search someone had done.
ON MARY KLEYWEG.
If you do a google search for Mary Kleyweg, a link to my blog comes up.
Said person clicked on the link and stayed on my blog for a while. And read lots pages.
Do you think it was Mary? Or perhaps another former "client" of Mary's doing a yearly check like I do?
Hmm.
Said person, if you're Mary, hi! I wish we could've said goodbye at least. Don't you think I've turned out ok and really sane sounding? If you're in Witness Protection, I totally get the disappearing thing and I hope they've got you set up with a nice life.
If you're not Mary, and she disappeared while you were under her care as well, know that you are not alone. We are siblings in the land of Marylessness.
You remember Mary Kleyweg. The now-famous disappeared therapist.
Well.
I stumbled upon something interesting amongst the sitemeter's statistics. A referral page. And upon said referral page was a search someone had done.
ON MARY KLEYWEG.
If you do a google search for Mary Kleyweg, a link to my blog comes up.
Said person clicked on the link and stayed on my blog for a while. And read lots pages.
Do you think it was Mary? Or perhaps another former "client" of Mary's doing a yearly check like I do?
Hmm.
Said person, if you're Mary, hi! I wish we could've said goodbye at least. Don't you think I've turned out ok and really sane sounding? If you're in Witness Protection, I totally get the disappearing thing and I hope they've got you set up with a nice life.
If you're not Mary, and she disappeared while you were under her care as well, know that you are not alone. We are siblings in the land of Marylessness.
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