Remember Mary Kleyweg? Remember all the posts I've written about her?
Well. Here's another.
Dear Witness Protection Management People,
Are you aware that Mary's apparently alive and back in Seattle and part of a writer's group? (That's just so Mary, isn't it?) Did you make sure all the bad guys were locked up or whatever before you let her resume her real identity?
Or is this all just an elaborate test to see if people are still interested?
Oh dear, I'm not being very discreet about all of this, am I?
Google her name and see for yourselves.
See? This is what happens to people who don't finish their therapy. They blog indiscreetly about things.
Hey Mary, if you ever google your own name and stumble upon this - I hope you're well. You were cool. I'm sure you still are. The next ladybug/rainbow/four leaf clover I see will be for you.