Why are the bad guys in American movies always killed at the end? Why can't they just go to jail?
Why do French movies always have lame endings? Amélie being a rare exception.
Why did Boy2 start saying 4 the day after I posted about the fact that he never says it?
Why did I agree to throw Boy1 two birthday parties?
Why does Boy2 look so sweet when he's being such a brat?
Why can't I filter out background noise? It's like a hammer in my ears that drives me to madness.
Why do I always end up making something lemon and something chocolate whenever I have to make two desserts?
Why do my 6 and 3 year old boys still have cradle cap, since they're both long out of the cradle?
Why do I miss Seattle so much? It's just a place.