The Ikea in Rennes actually exists.
I went there this weekend.
Of course, I went with a very specific (and short) list of things I wanted (2).
Of course, I spent the double of what I had intended to and came home with items (5) that were not on my list.
On the upside, I'm very pleased with everything I bought.
On the downside, heavy dining room tables are best assembled in good (read: strong) company, not alone. I put it together without much difficulty, although I did realize that I need a new philips screwdriver, but turning it right side up was a huge (read: heavy) pain in the ass.