So I went to the bakery yesterday to get some bread. I started off something like this, "Eh, I'll have a loaf of spelt bread, sliced, don't close the bag please." Because they always use these little tapey, plasticy, wrapy things that I can't ever get off without ripping the bag. And since the boys and I never finish a loaf in one sitting, I like for the bag to remain intact. And since the boys are gone for the week, who knows how long that loaf of bread will last me. I'll end up using most of it to make garlic croutons, I suspect. Or maybe I'll stuff something for Easter dinner.
Back to the bakery, while she (baker's wife) is slicing and not closing bags, I'm looking around, and there's a guy behind me looking at me looking around, probably thinking, I'd really like to get my bread today lady. And she asks the question, "Anything else?" Well, maybe it's being without the boys for a week or maybe it's something else absent from my life but all I could think was YES! many things else.
So, that one loaf of bread was followed by an, "Um, maybe 100 grams of assorted chocolates? Dark only, please."
Observing man shifted to the other foot. "Anything else?"
Why did she keep asking me that? It just seemed rude to stop. "Well, maybe 50 grams of nougat - almonds and dried cherries."
Observing man shifts again. I look back at him and say, "Why don't you go ahead and get your bread, I may be here for a while."
He smiled and said, "No, no, please, take your time." I thought about telling him that his body language disagreed heartily with his spoken language, but you know, this is France and the men like to be gallant.
"And maybe that mini tarte tatin."
"And actually, I'll take that last mini kougaloff too."
"Are those chocolate covered almonds made here? Oh, well then, 100 grams of those too."
Polite, observing, foot-shifting man said, "Bon appétit," as I walked out the door.