Things not to do if you work in a lingerie shop.
1. Take a hangered item out of a customer's hand while saying with a sneer, "That's definitely not your size."
2. Gasp and make a face of horror when a client lifts her shirt slightly to show salesclerk person how high up a bathing suit bottom must go to cover up some traces of childbearing.
Of course, none of this happened to me or anything.
I'm just saying.