Things not to do if you work in a lingerie shop.
1. Take a hangered item out of a customer's hand while saying with a sneer, "That's definitely not your size."
2. Gasp and make a face of horror when a client lifts her shirt slightly to show salesclerk person how high up a bathing suit bottom must go to cover up some traces of childbearing.
Of course, none of this happened to me or anything.
I'm just saying.
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Number 3 that should not happen in a lingerie shop. . .the 19 year old sales clerk telling someone who has a 5 month old baby at home that they don't carry maternity lingerie (No, this did not happen to me, but it did happen to a friend of mine)
May I direct your attention to the Maternity Bra Purchasing Incident of 1993?
beth - that's run of the mill here, you can only get maternity lingerie at maternity stores or department stores.
dear karma, i've had just about enough of this whole -what-comes-around-goes-around-reap-what-you-sow-thing.
I understand that, but my friend was not pregnant - her baby was 5 months old - the 19 year old sales girl just thought she looked pregnant.
oh Beth - I totally missed that, I just figured she meant nursing bras and stuff like that; oh man that is horrible.
Just saying...
No 4.
Being told by a snooty sales assistant in the shop at Brest airport "We have nothing large enough for you"
I'm a UK 14
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